tell me something nice you did today
Didn’t jack off to hentai
proud of you buddy
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
That moment when your volume is all the way up and then out of nowhere, “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!”
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch every season of all my favorite shows and then discuss them extensively using quotes from the source.
a girl in class complimented my teeth and she was like “omg theyre so straight!!” and i immediately said “unlike myself” and she passed it off as a joke so even though i literally said i wasnt straight ppl still dont know im queer i have deceived them
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!